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All I want for Christmas is my four front teeth. I got
four new porcelain veneers.

This is the most hideous photo I have of myself.
It's 26 year-old eating disorder rebound weight gain Skwigg. It's kind of a stark contrast to 36 year-old gym rat Skwigg (below).


The view from the yoga mat. Everytime I open my eyes she's
RIGHT THERE.

The godforsaken airless windowless void where I work.


Oh, my god! I'm such a dork!
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A lightbulb burned out in the bathroom causing all the
shadows to change on my arm dents. This sent me running for the camera, much like when a sane person sees a double-rainbow.

Canis Mischievous - a small, speckled relative of the
hyena. Likes to eat dead birds and then give kisses. Easily identified by the glowing red eyes, inside-out ears, and constant
barking. Diet includes: pinecones, charcoal briquettes, gutter spouts, hardback books, and anything that's decomposing.

This is Nigel from the hood. When we found him
he had scars, bite wounds and several bullets in him. Now he has a soft bed and a squeaky kitty. We're
suckers.

Ripley at puppy school with her little friend Jewel.

My food journals, also known as the "kook books."

A cookie and a protein shake. :-)

Size 4 Gap jeans. Yay!
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